Well, it’s time, Examiner readers. As our beloved Winston Churchill said, when he wasn’t advocating the use of poison gas on “uncivilized tribes,” any man who isn’t a liberal as a youth has no heart. And any man who isn’t a conservative in middle age has no brain. Or something. I didn’t bother looking up the quote or even if Winston Churchill actually said it, because facts are for pussies and liberals. I’m not middle aged or anything, but I do know that I only have 50 dollars left in my bank account, and no job, and so that means staging a strategic conversion to the right wing in time to pay for some Christmas presents. No more “social justice rants” for me!
After all, if we can forgive the Dentristry men for a mere three and a half years of harassment of their female classmates, surely a few well-timed kisses to the asses of the people who control the jobs can wipe out my decade of activism! From now on, Saturday Morning File will be a “safe space” for the eyes and feelings of comfort of the white elite. Consider me your Black friend from now on who tells you you’re not racist. Don’t worry, Tim Bousquet, I’ve already reported you to CSIS for your anti-Canadian hate speech. Here’s to my prosperity in the New Year!
1. Hippies and Terrorists Win
It seems like we need chief of staff Kirby McVicar back on the job to tell us if people have brain tumors (no uppity Canadian spelling for me. Hail the American Empire!) or not, because something must be wrong with our premier.
After a glorious Spring routing the loudmouth hippies and communist propaganda makers and cutting them off their government welfare program, premier McNeil continued to make Nova Scotia great by putting the lazy, don’t work summers teachers in their place and getting much needed money into the pockets of landlords and property developers who will take Halifax into the future when they aren’t bullied and harassed by dangerous seniors and disabled people who have been terrorizing this city. We were all poised to go into the Christmas vacation (only for deserving people like politicians, anybody else who takes a day off is a parasite) knowing that our premier was on the side of hard working, non-unionized Nova Scotians who know that things like pensions, sick days or affordable tuition are for lazy whiners too weak to pull on their bootstraps.
I can only surmise that Premier McNeil attended the Mahone Bay Christmas festival and was infiltrated by militant diversity activists who are intent upon destroying the glorious white history of Nova Scotia.
Even though the statue of Cornwallis has kept this city safe from terrorist attacks for nearly 100 years, radical Canada hating activists have been demanding its removal. As if it wasn’t enough to silence courageous free speech advocates, now they have to victimize Cornwallis by imposing their modern, politically correct standards on the past, as though everyone back then wasn’t scalping children.
[Daniel] Paul said if the bounty had just been on Mi’kmaq warriors, it would be viewed differently, but the bounty was also on women and children and he says that amounts to genocide.
“I think it’s hideous in this day and age for a civilized population to be idolizing a man who made an attempt to exterminate a race of people,” he said.
“You can’t continue to idolize people that have injured a great part of your population.”
Does no-one else see the sexism and misogyny in this statement? What happened to equality for women? Sure, the Feminazis want to cry about discrimination until there’s a little harmless scalping, and then suddenly they start whining about women being the weaker sex. You’d think the lefties would be all over that, but no, now they want to remove a great man from history just because he thought women should be treated the same as men.
Today the premier is removing signs and statues, tomorrow it will be illegal to be white in this province.
I’ll tell you one thing about Cornwallis, he probably knew what to do to race traitors like Stephen McNeil and Regressive Conservative MLA Allan MacMaster:
Racism, whether it happened 250 years ago or today, brings people down and we all know the mark Cornwallis made on our province,” MacMaster said.
“I think he should be remembered — he’s part of our history — but I don’t think he should be honoured in a park.”
First of all, it’s sad to see that this anti-white rhetoric has poisoned our public discourse to such an extent that people can throw around words like “racism” with no consequences. Obviously, these people are the real racists who see race everywhere. These days you can accuse anyone of genocide, just because they said they’d “root the Mi’kmaq out of the peninsula decisively and forever,” and today’s PC brigade think he should have requested them kindly to please stop killing white people so he didn’t hurt their feelings.
Hey Allan MacMaster, the only “racism” today is against white men, who can’t even hold a harmless cultural redneck contest without being oppressed.
Maybe our premier, who obviously is just trying to copy bleeding heart, ISIS-loving Trudeau, should concentrate on keeping violent, swarming, youth out of our parks. Oh, I’m sorry, I mean poor little victims of society who are just in need of a hug.
On Monday, the Liberal Party will probably announce that they’re all changing their last name to X.
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but is it any coincidence that cyberbullying laws are struck down by activist judges on the same day that our premier decides to cyberbully Cornwallis, who can’t defend himself from these accusations? Sure, it’s bullying when women are the so-called victims, but anyone can go around calling British imperial colonial-era military officers “racist” and suddenly there are no laws.
Where does this all stop? Today we have the premier threatening to pull down the statue of Cornwallis just because of a little genocide. What about the statue of Winston Churchill? Are we to condemn him too just because he supported concentration camps in Africa and advocated the use of chemical weapons on “uncooperative Arabs?” Is he a “racist” too? As if torture, a few famines, and massacres were a bad thing. Soon these foaming-at-the-mouth history haters will be complaining about the tributes to the Boer War in the Public Gardens.
As if it wasn’t bad enough that Province House (how long before the PC mob burns that down because the paintings of white men on the walls “offend” them?) has been infested by reverse racists, Waye Mason (probably changing his name to DeWaye) has to get City Hall in on the act, as though bragging about all his anti-white activism is impressive:
I welcome Premier McNeil’s as well as Allan MacMaster’s input into the ongoing discussion around Cornwallis Park’s name and statue. I agree that the name and treatment of this statue is a problem, something I have been working to address for some time.
Since May 2014 I have been engaged in this dialogue, asking the question “What do we do as a society with commemorative landscapes that are unrepresentative of present values?” This discussion has included residents of my district as well as members of the broader Mi’kmaq and Acadien communities.
Options to be considered include renaming the park, keeping the statue with appropriate new context, adding new artwork to the park to tell a contemporary story of our view of history, or removing the statue and replacing it with something that does the same. All of these options need to be carefully considered and discussed.
Since the public meeting of May 28 2014, I participated in a meeting hosted by the Gorsebrook institute at St Mary’s on May 19 2015, and held a meeting of community representatives on Oct 28th 2015 to discuss next steps. As a result of this last meeting I intend to bring a motion to Council in the new year.
I am committed to work with Mayor Savage and Regional Council to make sure the problem gets the time and attention that is required to make sure the approach we take is the best one.
Why don’t we just rename Halifax “Ban Whitey Town” and then all these democracy hating militants will be happy.
2. SMU Radicalizes
Saint Mary’s University in Halifax is apparently becoming a Jihadi Madrassa.
Obviously not satisfied with offering such ideological indoctrination courses as “Race, Racism, and Colonialism” (entire syllabus: why you are evil for being white even though you never owned slaves) and perpetuating the myth of “white privilege” (in reality, white people are the most oppressed people in society,) Saint Mary’s University is now forcing students to take Arabic, presumably so they can be more easily radicalized online.
Of course, these days any course that teaches students about the great European heritage of Canada is taboo. Students are too busy learning about so-called “rape culture” and “diversity training” and forcing everyone to use non-gendered bathrooms. No doubt students caught speaking English on campus will be accused of “offending” non-English speakers (sorry, “English not as a first language,” wouldn’t want to “language shame” anyone) and expelled from school.
Muhammad Elhabibi, who will be teaching the course, said Thursday that Arabic is a widely-spoken language in Halifax.
“A lot of immigrants come from the Arab world, in addition to the Syrians who are coming very soon,” Elhabibi said.
“You live in an (apartment) building and possibly, you may have a neighbour who speaks Arabic.”
I don’t know about you, but if I heard my neighbours speaking Arabic, I would call the barbaric cultural practices tip line. But then, I’m not a socialist academic sucking up government welfare, I mean tenure, to teach “femme babble gender studies” and “sexuality studies” (probably needed since men can’t even kiss a woman anymore without being charged with rape.)
I’m sure next year they’ll add courses in “Why Men are Evil” and “How to Get on Welfare.”
Note how there is no white students society.
3. Lefty Hippie Hero Ruins Christmas. Again.
Some communist stole toys from Walmart.
Of course the headline has to promote that piece of capitalist hating propaganda, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, which tries to convince children of the so-called “evils” of consumerism. Hey, “Dr” Seuss (I’m guessing he could not stitch up a battlefield wound), I guess you’d be happy if we were all back in cave times where there was no evil manufacturing and technology to “poison” society. Maybe your children didn’t mind if some thug stole their copy of The Communist Manifesto from under the tree, but let me tell you, if some “SMU educated” terrorist broke into my home I would be standing my ground!
I’m surprised the lefty lamestream media isn’t celebrating this toy stealer as a hero striking blows against the evil corporations. What, suddenly you think he should be working for his presents? I’m sure most of the readers of the Examiner are cheering this “crusader” as you bicycle to the Farmer’s Market to buy your organic chard, toxin free dog shampoo, and craft beer. Elitists.
4. Lamestream Media Covers Up Dangerous Prison Break
The leftwing media is clearly covering up evidence of a prison break in Springhill, Nova Scotia.
This is obviously an image of a tunnel dug by escaping convicts. I’m sure the lefty media will try to claim this “sinkhole” is evidence that the crumbling infrastructure in this province could be fixed by more taxes for the rich. No doubt radical pro-murderer activists will continue to spread their myths about the “prison industrial complex” and argue that the attempt to revive the economy of rural towns like Springhill through building prisons is a failure as evidenced by the collapsing roads (as though it wasn’t militant environmental terrorists who destroyed the coal industry.)
In reality, the thug-loving media is covering up this evidence of tunnels dug by prisoners (who probably turned to radical Islam in prison) because their plan is to release these dangerous offenders into our communities so we can hug them better.
5. Terrorist Puppies Infiltrate Halifax. Thanks Trudeau!
The RCMP admits they have lost track of “a number” of terrorist puppies who have now infiltrated the country.
How stupid does the Trudeau-controlled media think we are? The story claims this is a “scam:”
“Police say in each case the victim arranges through “Halifax Stanfield Pets Agency” to have the dog shipped to the them. The victim transfers money, but no puppy is ever sent in return.”
Yes, and I was born yesterday. Obviously, counter agents within the police are colluding with our enemies to seed these dogs, who have sophisticated training in bombs and drugs, into our communities to cause havoc. Is it coincidence that last week the police get the security contract on the airport, and this week they claim that dozens of missing puppy agents are a “scam?”
Obviously the real story is that terrorists are shipping puppies through our airport to act as sleeper agents in the war against freedom and democracy.
6. Proof of Weather Lobby
CBC’s “global warming” lobby shows obvious bias in weather reporting.
Obviously, objective meteorology has no place at this liberal news network, as “weather reporters” (actually agents for the global warming conspiracy) are allowed to insert their opinions into our weather forecast.
“I was hoping for a bit more clearing for Saturday night as the Geminid meteor showers begins peaking this weekend, unfortunately I’m going to have to go with cloudy periods for the forecast.”
Oh, sorry the cloudy periods show the proof that global warming doesn’t exist! Guess the weather isn’t co-operating with your discredited theories on “climate change.” Keep lying, environmentalists.
Today it’s unsolicited and prejudiced opinions on cloudy periods, tomorrow you’re talking about “unseasonably warm temperatures” and carbon taxes and banning cars.
1. Burger and Freedom Fries for me
This brave letter writer in the Chronicle Herald calls out City Council “food diversity” lobby, as if good old Canadian food isn’t better than this fancy foreign stuff. Extra points for also uncovering the ongoing conspiracy against cars by the environmental, oil-hating lobby.
Donair NO attraction
I spent 25 years in the Gatineau-Hull-Ottawa area. During that time, my absolutely worst meal was a donair in the tourist-rich market area. While I had other meals in the region that were unspiring, this one I left uneaten.
I knew of no one who ate donairs, either among my friends or acquaintances in those 25 years. The donair in Ottawa — I cannot remember a donair place in Hull-Gatineau — features a Greek sauce that is wonderful for some dishes, but it is not for donairs.
So Halifax regional council’s efforts to promote the donair — and the staff time devoted researching it as a potential tourism draw — will not result in tourists, from the Ottawa region at least, flocking here to eat a meal that they may have had and decided against because it was so insipid.
Here in Nova Scotia, I do have friends who will go out with me to have a donair.
Perhaps now council can move on to more important issues such as dealing with the large number of pedestrians who claim it their God-given right to walk out in traffic without looking either left or right while expecting cars to stop on a dime.
Douglas Lapierre, Dartmouth.
2. Snow is White, So Of Course Liberals are Against it
From the Cape Breton Post:
Snowballs can result in tragedy
With winter almost here and the accompanying snowfalls, we sometimes have have snowball fights.
Most of us have enjoyed these times in our lives as well we should for snow is a gift from God for us to enjoy, but we must be careful.
Please allow me to explain and I pray that some lesson may be learned from my experience that happened many years ago.
I was going to Central School in Glace Bay in Grade 8 in the early 1950s. It was a great time in our lives with very little serious cares. It was there at school that I met a classmate whose name was Betty Lou; a young girl, always laughing and enjoying life as it should be at that age.
I remember like it was yesterday. Six of us kids were planning to go the matinee at the Savoy this particular afternoon after school.
As we were walking up Commercial Street it was so beautiful playing in the snow. As we approached Senator’s Corner I noticed a bunch of boys on the opposite side of the street. They seemed to be enjoying playing and throwing snowballs, regretfully, toward us.
All of us were ducking their hard balls of ice when all of a sudden one of their missiles hit betty Lou. She was holding her head and crying while the boys on the opposite side just kept running around the corner, not knowing what life-changing damage they had done.
Meanwhile Betty Lou was on her knees on the sidewalk crying in pain that she could not see. I could do nothing for her but to rush her home to her parents who were inconsolable. They called a taxi, rushed her to the hospital where she was given what medical and neurological care was available at that time.
Regretfully she was to pass away a few hours later. Her father told me the snowball that hit Betty Lou aggravated an unknown existing tumor.
Since then I have gone on to become an old man with all of lifes trials and tribulations while my little friend has gone to be with the angels.
My message here is never throw snowballs at anyone. Please go out and enjoy the winter, but always be acutely aware of your surroundings and be careful.
Rev. Dr. Robert Crocker, Sydney Mines
It takes all week to digest an El Jones edition of the Examiner! Thanks for writng the way you do and sharing the news with your wit and wisdom. Wish you prosperity in the new year, starting now.