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You are here: Home / Featured / Auld Lanxiety: Morning File, Thursday, December 31, 2015

Auld Lanxiety: Morning File, Thursday, December 31, 2015

December 31, 2015 By Russell Gragg 4 Comments

Editor’s note: today’s Morning File is written by Russell Gragg.

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News

weather wunderkind Frankie MacDonald

Frankie MacDonald

 

1. Frankie MacDonald gets some pocket change

Whitney Pier forecasting legend Frankie MacDonald has turned his amateur meteorological reports into an international viral sensation. With 63,000 subscribers to his YouTube channel and 14-million views, Frankie garners better numbers than both Joel Plaskett’s and the Trailer Park Boys’ official channels, making him Nova Scotia’s most effective video brand ambassador. Put in perspective, former premier Rodney MacDonald only generated a bit more than 50,000 views for his Letterman Top 10. So it’s no surprise that enterprising brands have wanted to associate themselves with his rising star.

Most recent on that list is upstart energy company Nova Scotia Power, who made Frankie a star of a series of videos aimed at encouraging storm preparedness. To compensate him for his unique cachet, NSP offered him an honorarium of $1,000 to appear. Frankie subsequently decided to split his cheque with Autism Nova Scotia.

It’s a great gesture on Frankie’s part, and we’d be remiss if we didn’t give kudos to Nova Scotia Power’s parent company Emera for their largesse. It’s been a tough couple of years for the scrappy company, as they eked out a meagre $319-million in profit last year, and only managed to pay a $7.9-million pittance to its three top executives.

Emera CFO Scott Balfour at his usual Spring Garden Road spot.

Emera CFO Scott Balfour at his usual Spring Garden Road spot.

 

This ties in neatly with Emera board vice-chair Ray Ivany’s universally-lauded Report, which suggests that the only way out of Nova Scotia’s economic morass is to reward “doers and dreamers” (Ivany himself does and dreams to the tune of $100,000 to sit on Emera’s board).

“There is a clear need for Nova Scotians to come together and consider not only who gets what from our collective pie, but how we can make it bigger for all to share.” – Ivany Report

Kudos to Nova Scotia Power and Ray Ivany for leading the way!

2. Babies having babies

I didn’t think anybody could afford to have children in Nova Scotia any longer, but here are the most popular baby names for 2015. Surprisingly, Ivany was only the third-most popular choice.

According to the province’s Registry of Vital Statistics, the province recorded 7,154 births this year. This will help to offset the 4,000-6,000 departures likely to occur in the same time period. Employment-wise, we’ll be about the same as long as Nova Scotia companies are willing to take on six-month-old interns.

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Views

1. Give Lezlie Lowe a reason to stay

Commentator Lezlie Lowe dissects soon-to-be ex-pat Allison Sparling’s Farewell to Nova Scotia.

So, I’ve been writing my letter. My friends, too. We write them in our heads, on our desktops and out loud, around the kitchen. Some of us will never finish, some of us have one foot out the door. Some letters are angry, some just sad.

I’ve been penning the same letter as of late, though I tend to do it in the shower. My daughter and I are just CFAs anyways, so I’m sure plenty of people will just encourage us to up and piss off back to Alberta.

We interviewed Allison for this week’s Examineradio, which will air tomorrow.

2. Shit that pisses Tim off (Part 1)

Our intrepid editor is much better at having ‘views’ than the rest of us, so I’ve compiled a list of his best rants of 2015. He gets annoyed pretty easily, so I’ve broken it down into two parts. I’ll publish part two tomorrow.

Polar Bear swimmers, subsidies for yacht clubs, racist toy monkeys, Andrew Younger’s accusations that the media is reporting inaccuracies, Dartmouthians who bitch about train whistles, the inspirational Laurel Broten, Misreported audit numbers for the Yarmouth Ferry, Councillor Matt Whitman’s positive thinking, the sidewalks around Citadel Hill, corporate naming of public facilities, free advertising for anal plugs, changing the name every year for February’s provincial statutory holiday, Linda Mosher’s complaints about snow-clearing operations, when it’s exactly what she proposed, the cost of tuition, charlatan psychics, tax reviews, the evolving definition of ‘terrorism’, vacancy management, swatting, the (now quashed) Cyberbullying Act, Daylight Savings Time, push-activated pedestrian signals, Irving cans all photographers at Brunswick News (expect the Chronicle Herald to attempt the same in 2016), NSBI-supported payroll rebates for megacorporations, Privatizing Service Nova Scotia, Ray Ivany’s role on the board of Nova Scotia Power, tax cuts for corporations, city councillors crapping on Fire Chief Doug Trussler, 2.5 months into the winter, Tim finally figures out that City Hall and the snow-clearing contractors “hate us” and gave a big “fuck you” to pedestrians, overtime costs at Halifax Transit, the idea of turning Halifax into a ‘superport’, International Happiness Day, Halifax unilaterally goes back and changes historic press releases, We Day, Oh for Chrissakes, no, Halifax is not the next Detroit!, city stuck with WTCC office tower, Sketchy NSBI-funded advertorials in the Chronicle Herald, Nova Scotia taxpayers fund dubious homeopathic remedies. Company later ends up in receivership, buried fire hydrants, goddamned fireworks, provincial budget 2015-16, Dalhousie sells its soul to Shell Canada for a half-million bucks and some change, photographer douchebag, the Liberal government’s handling of the Film Tax Credit, but also the invisibility of the film industry when other sectors were being hacked and slashed, hypocritical billionaires, starting city council meetings with prayers, Trailer Park Boys as the pinnacle of Nova Scotia’s artistic and cultural sector, wall-crawling hipsters, the end of Co-op Atlantic, Suspicious Packages™, chair of tourism agency is a tourist, Irving’s property tax deal with the city, the ‘Draft Kelly’ art school project, report on Halifax Transit fuel spill: 200,000 litres seeped into the ground, $2.7-million in total costs, and no one lost their goddamned job!, restaurants bitching about food trucks, Mama Freakin’ Canada, taxpayer-funded pro-government mailouts, ‘World-class’ skateboard parks, $10m tunnels!, NSBI payroll rebates to Liberal insiders, how the Nova Centre is gonna kill Argyle Street, free public pianos, Dartmouth bagpipers, seal penises, artificial turf, Evan Solomon, austerity budget misinformation, Dartmouth defensiveness, driverless cars, and finally, Rich mucky-mucks and their yachts blocking the harbour view from the Stillwell beer garden


Footnotes

Here’s to another goddamned New Year.

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Comments

  1. Bob Allison says

    December 31, 2015 at 12:41 pm

    Russ,
    With a little tweaking you could probably put Tim’s rants to the tune of Billy Joel’s 1989 hit “We Didn’t Start the Fire”.

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    • Aaronsellrawrs says

      December 31, 2015 at 2:11 pm

      I can’t think of a bigger missed opportunity in 2015.

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    • Trevor Millett says

      January 2, 2016 at 9:32 pm

      Or “It’s the end of the world as we know it.”

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    • paulvienneau says

      December 31, 2016 at 4:23 pm

      I read this as “with a little twerking”, and in honour of your leaving town, Russell, and for getting to know you a bit(and liking you, despite what everyone tells me about you), I’m going to leave it as my entry for the 2017 Examiner T Short Design Contest Entry.

      “Halifax Examiner- With A Little Twerking, 2017”

      Safe travels, Russ.

      EL! WHERE THE GODDAMNED KITTY PICS AT?!

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