Earlier this week, a group of purported concerned citizens launched a website and accompanying social media with the aim of convincing former Halifax mayor Peter Kelly to return from his job-in-exile in Westlock, AB, to run for the city’s top job in 2016.
With 11 ‘likes’ on Facebook and fewer than 40 followers on Twitter, it’s not like Draft Kelly is taking Halifax by storm. The site itself contains no contact information — no names, phone numbers or email addresses, leaving Haligonians to speculate on who’s behind this campaign. The Examiner was curious as to who’s spearheading the initiative.
What follows are our thoroughly unresearched and unscientific best guesses as to the puppet-master(s) behind it.
1. Peter Kelly
Our repeatedly disgraced former mayor, or his acolytes, are at the top of the list. Speaking from experience, renting a U-Haul to move from Alberta to Nova Scotia is an expensive proposition, one that would be more easily justified if there was a decent shot at a paycheque upon arrival.
2. Mayor Mike Savage
Certainly an outlier, but not beyond the realm of possibility. Social media scuttlebutt suggests that Savage may want Kelly to run in 2016 in order to divide the opposition. Statistics show that the likelihood of an incumbent getting re-elected increases with the number of candidates in the race.
3. Tim Bousquet
Our muckraking editor swears he has nothing to do with Draft Kelly, but this is a guy who was nominated for a Michener Award for his investigative story on Kelly’s misappropriation of a dead woman’s money. How many award ceremonies has he attended since?
Unless Mayor Savage is photographed eating babies, Bousquet’s best shot at another scoop is getting Kelly back in the mayor’s chair.
4. Harold MacKay
MacKay is the former concert impresario behind Power Promotions, the company responsible for inflicting Halifax with the Black Eyed Peas. He secured the band’s performance guarantee via a backroom cash transfer authorized by Kelly that violated the city charter. Ultimately, Halifax taxpayers were on the hook for more than $350,000 when Power Promotions failed to recoup their expenses.
So why would he want Kelly back? Probably because he’s put in an offer to reunite the surviving members of the Beatles (with Julian Lennon filling in for his late father and Metallica’s James Hetfield subbing in for George) for a summer 2017 show on the Commons. Rock n’ roll is a vicious game, folks.
5. Axact – the Pakistani diploma mill website
Halifax Examiner readers are a news-savvy lot, so have certainly read the New York Times investigative piece on the company behind hundreds of fake online university websites. Much like the Draft Kelly website, there seems to be no way to determine these sites’ authenticities.
It’s difficult to comprehend why a secretive Pakistani software company would be interested in the outcome of the Halifax mayoral race, but the Times suggests the company is funnelling a sizeable portion of their profits into creating a vast new venture in Pakistani media. If that’s the case, they could conceivably be looking to enter the Canadian media market as well. The Chronicle Herald is one of the last family-owned daily newspapers in Canada, so if Axact is trying to leverage a buyout, having the city’s top public official in their pocket would smooth the transaction.
6. Gunter Monaghan – NSCAD graduating class, 2017
The Draft Kelly website is Gunter’s final project for his Digital Multimedia second-year class. If Christopher Lloyd could be nominated for the federal Conservative party as an art project, this doesn’t seem so far-fetched.
Graham was something much more profound than “MLAs are dumb.” For example:
“In the people’s house, you might expect our MLAs to be on their very best behaviour. This is, after all, the showpiece of our democracy. For many MLAs, it is the pinnacle of their life achievement. Instead, our MLAs behave worse in the legislature than they do in any other part of their lives. They heckle, distort, deflect and pontificate. They don’t listen, except to troll for material from the other side which can be fashioned into rhetorical arrows.”
“Let’s be blunt: Nothing that happens in the legislature really matters, especially under a majority government. That’s the fundamental problem. All important decisions are made elsewhere, behind closed doors. In the House, members merely ratify those decisions. They’re going through the motions. They get bored, and boredom begets boors.”
Labeling people whose actions you disagree with as “dumb” or “crooked” or “on the take” “or heartless bureaucrats” is facile, and may be briefly satisfying, but it does nothing to elevate public discussion of policy issues.
When I heard about this on CBC radio the other day, my first thought was that Tim Bousquet did it haha.
I am guessing the Bedford Conservatives: Peter Christie, Len Goucher et al. But it is an uninformed guess.
I agree with you. Really.
Also, that short rest you had looks good on you.